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11th September 2013: The world's gone mad and I'm the only one who knows
13th August 2013: Black is white. Fact. End of.
11th August 2013: Electric cars, not as green as they're painted?
18th June 2013: Wrinklies unite, you have nothing to lose but your walking frames!
17th May 2013: Some actual FACTS about climate change (for a change) from actual scientists ...
10th May 2013: An article about that poison gas, carbon dioxide, and other scientific facts (not) ...
10th May 2013: We need to see past the sex and look at the crimes: is justice being served?
8th May 2013: So, who would you trust to treat your haemorrhoids, Theresa May?
8th May 2013: Why should citizens in the 21st Century fear the law so much?
30th April 2013: What the GOS says today, the rest of the world realises tomorrow ...
30th April 2013: You couldn't make it up, could you? Luckily you don't need to ...
29th April 2013: a vote for NONE OF THE ABOVE, because THE ABOVE are crap ...
28th April 2013: what goes around, comes around?
19th April 2013: everyone's a victim these days ...
10th April 2013: Thatcher is dead; long live Thatcher!
8th April 2013: Poor people are such a nuisance. Just give them loads of money and they'll go away ...
26th March 2013: Censorship is alive and well and coming for you ...
25th March 2013: Just do your job properly, is that too much to ask?
25th March 2013: So, what do you think caused your heterosexuality?
20th March 2013: Feminists - puritans, hypocrites or just plain stupid?
18th March 2013: How Nazi Germany paved the way for modern governance?
13th March 2013: Time we all grew up and lived in the real world ...
12th March 2013: Hindenburg crash mystery solved? - don't you believe it!
6th March 2013: Is this the real GOS?
5th March 2013: All that's wrong with taxes
25th February 2013: The self-seeking MP who is trying to bring Britain down ...
24th February 2013: Why can't newspapers just tell the truth?
22nd February 2013: Trial by jury - a radical proposal
13th February 2013: A little verse for two very old people ...
6th February 2013: It's not us after all, it's worms
6th February 2013: Now here's a powerful argument FOR gay marriage ...
4th February 2013: There's no such thing as equality because we're not all the same ...
28th January 2013: Global Warming isn't over - IT'S HIDING!
25th January 2013: Global Warmers: mad, bad and dangerous to know ...
25th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
19th January 2013: We STILL haven't got our heads straight about gays ...
16th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
11th January 2013: What it's like being English ...
7th January 2013: Bleat, bleat, if it saves the life of just one child ...
7th January 2013: How best to put it? 'Up yours, Argentina'?
7th January 2013: Chucking even more of other people's money around ...
6th January 2013: Chucking other people's money around ...
30th December 2012: The BBC is just crap, basically ...
30th December 2012: We mourn the passing of a genuine Grumpy Old Sod ...
30th December 2012: How an official body sets out to ruin Christmas ...
16th December 2012: Why should we pardon Alan Turing when he did nothing wrong?
15th December 2012: When will social workers face up to their REAL responsibility?
15th December 2012: Unfair trading by a firm in Bognor Regis ...
14th December 2012: Now the company that sells your data is pretending to act as watchdog ...
7th December 2012: There's a war between cars and bikes, apparently, and  most of us never noticed!
26th November 2012: The bottom line - social workers are just plain stupid ...
20th November 2012: So, David Eyke was right all along, then?
15th November 2012: MPs don't mind dishing it out, but when it's them in the firing line ...
14th November 2012: The BBC has a policy, it seems, about which truths it wants to tell ...
12th November 2012: Big Brother, coming to a school near you ...
9th November 2012: Yet another celebrity who thinks, like Jimmy Saville, that he can behave just as he likes because he's famous ...
5th November 2012: Whose roads are they, anyway? After all, we paid for them ...
7th May 2012: How politicians could end droughts at a stroke if they chose ...
6th May 2012: The BBC, still determined to keep us in a fog of ignorance ...
2nd May 2012: A sense of proportion lacking?
24th April 2012: Told you so, told you so, told you so ...
15th April 2012: Aah, sweet ickle polar bears in danger, aah ...
15th April 2012: An open letter to Anglian Water ...
30th March 2012: Now they want to cure us if we don't believe their lies ...
28th February 2012: Just how useful is a degree? Not very.
27th February 2012: ... so many ways to die ...
15th February 2012: DO go to Jamaica because you definitely WON'T get murdered with a machete. Ms Fox says so ...
31st January 2012: We don't make anything any more
27th January 2012: There's always a word for it, they say, and if there isn't we'll invent one
26th January 2012: Literary criticism on GOS? How posh!
12th December 2011: Plain speaking by a scientist about the global warming fraud
9th December 2011: Who trusts scientists? Apart from the BBC, of course?
7th December 2011: All in all, not a good week for British justice ...
9th November 2011: Well what d'you know, the law really IS a bit of an ass ...

 

 
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We're delighted to read that George Moonbat, the well-known environmental nut, is furious about the leaked emails from the Climate Research Unit at University of East Anglia, and has called for the resignation of the scientist at the heart of the row. To be honest, anything that makes Moonbat furious is OK with us. It must be especially galling for him that after extensively promulgating faulty science based on very shabby evidence, through no fault of his own a sceptical public now know that the whole thing is a sham. And that's as far as our sympathy goes, I'm afraid.
 
However we have no sympathy at all with Tim Nicholson, former head of sustainability at property firm Grainger plc, who claims he was made redundant in July 2008 due to his "philosophical belief about climate change and the environment".
 
In a landmark ruling last March Mr.Justice Michael Burton said that "a belief in man-made climate change ... is capable, if genuinely held, of being a philosophical belief for the purpose of the 2003 Religion and Belief Regulations", and gave Nicholson leave to sue his former employer. The ruling could open the door for employees to take action against their companies for failing to account for their green lifestyles, such as providing recycling facilities or offering low-carbon travel.
 
Grainger plc challenged the ruling on the grounds that green views were political and based on science, as opposed to religious or philosophical in nature. Their lawyers argued that adherence to climate change theory was "a scientific view rather than a philosophical one", because "philosophy deals with matters that are not capable of scientific proof," but the argument was dismissed by Mr Justice Burton.
 
Nicholson told a previous hearing that his views were so strong that he refused to travel by air and had renovated his house to be environmentally-friendly. But his beliefs led to frequent clashes with Grainger's other managers, while he said that Rupert Dickinson, the firm's chief executive, treated his concerns with "contempt".
 
Mr Nicholson hailed the Employment Appeals Tribunal ruling as "a victory for common sense" but stressed climate change was "not a new religion". He said: "I believe man-made climate change is the most important issue of our time and nothing should stand in the way of diverting this catastrophe. This philosophical belief that is based on scientific evidence has now been given the same protection in law as faith-based religious belief. Belief in man-made climate change is not a new religion, it is a philosophical belief that reflects my moral and ethical values and is underlined by the overwhelming scientific evidence."
 
The grounds for Mr Nicholson's case stem from changes to employment law made by Baroness Scotland, the Attorney General (you'll remember, no doubt, that she was fined £5,000 for breaking her own law on employment checks after she employed an illegal immigrant), in the Employment Equality (Religion and Belief) Regulations 2003. The regulations effectively broaden the protection to cover not just religious beliefs or those "similar" to religious beliefs, but philosophical beliefs as well.
 
Grainger plc deny that Nicholson's redundancy was anything to do with his stand on global warming, and will fight the decision before an employment tribunal.
 
So, Nicholson and Judge Burton are our Wankers of the Week. In Nicholson's case it's not for being so stupid as to believe in Global Warming; he's entitled to believe what he likes, and society should find room for the intellectually challenged as well as for us normal people. No, he's a Wanker for believing that not being prepared to do your job the way your boss wants it done is reasonable, and that your boss shouldn't have any say in the matter.
 
And the judge? He wins this prestigious award for being an inconsistent tosser. It was he who last year ruled that the environmental documentary An Inconvenient Truth by Al Gore was political and partisan. Now he thinks that someone who won't do their job properly because of his personal opinions should have the protection and encouragement of the law.
 
This legal judgement opens the way for some fascinating future scenarios. We look forward to legal challenges by BNP members who are discriminated against because of their philosophical beliefs, or fundamentalist Christian ministers who are sacked because they refuse to marry gay couples, or an animal rights protester demanding the right to work for Huntingdon Life Sciences. Only this week we read about a straight couple who have been refused a civil partnership because they aren't gay.
 
When the law starts interfering in matters of conscience, the only logical outcome is confusion. Matters of conscience are just that - matters for the conscience of the individual. They cannot and should not be the subject of legislation because by their very nature they are not capable of factual, logical examination. All too often people's irrational beliefs bring them into conflict with the irrational beliefs of others - as in the case of the Catholic adoption agencies which refused to place children with gay couples. When the law got involved in that one, we all know what happened: it was the children who lost out.
 

 
The GOS says: I'm thinking of taking a job at the local branch of B&Q. I could do with the extra cash, and I do know quite a lot about tools and things. Trouble is, I'm not too sure how the management will respond to the fact that my strongly-held philosophical belief in fairies means that I have to spend at least two hours every afternoon lying down in a darkened room with a cup of tea and a cinnamon hobnob.
 

 
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